sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
(via bringmethefetus)
8:32 am • 23 May 2013
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.”
— N’tima (via artistsuffer)
(Source: mariaarroyo, via make-your-own-happy-endings)
8:12 am • 23 May 2013
sodamnrelatable:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

(via nearlydrowning)
6:22 pm • 22 May 2013
George is cute xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
12:18 am • 22 May 2013
matzoballer:
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
(via whorville)
11:50 pm • 21 May 2013
babyferaligator:
to write pussy pussy pussy marijuana on her arms
(via whorville)
11:27 pm • 21 May 2013
fluent-in-lesbianism:
forsciencejohn:
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

(via make-your-own-happy-endings)
11:13 pm • 21 May 2013
murphels:
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
(via wewillrunand-scream)
11:08 pm • 21 May 2013